Restaurant locations and election results get stapled together so the joke writes itself.
LOL: Republicans Lost 'Cheesecake Factory Vote' By Overwhelming Margins
Spin Job Correlation Cosplay Lean Machine Their Own Mouthpiece Dumpster Fire
National Memo
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A reprinted campaign-money tally, with Ken Paxton's total at the top of the headline.
Data Center Donors Bankroll GOP Senate Candidates (Paxton Got $2 Million Plus) - National Memo
Rehash