Sunday Gravy Politics

by Abuela

You want peace in a family? Don't talk about the money, don't talk about the land, and never, ever tell a woman that hers is too spicy. Feed them first. A hungry man will fight over anything. After the second plate, everyone forgets what the argument was about, and by the third, somebody is washing dishes without being asked. That is the only miracle I've personally witnessed.

On the line today: Buttermilk Pancakes With a Grudge, Black Bean Soup, Thirty-Minute Alibi, Sheet Pan Salmon With No Personality Disorders.